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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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oh my god, sooooo true lmao

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“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?”

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